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The Grand Philosophies of Innermost Minds
a dialogue of philosophy, for the perpetually mindful
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Mattley
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Amok!
The Incidence and Harmony of Time
a dialogue of infinity, the opposite of nothing
The Chaotic Stardust in Imaginative Minds
a dialogue of physics, and a creative universe
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Dusty
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Amok!
The Philosophy of Modern American Culture
a dialogue of philosophy, for the modern acolyte
The Controversy of Independence vs Greed
a dialogue of struggle for intellectual property rights
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Dusty
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Azn
The Types of People We Tend to Adore
a dialogue of love in the modern world
The Struggles for Power on Primitive Petty Planets
a dialogue of survival under the stifling powers that be
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Smeg
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Azn
The Definition and Pompousness of Love
a dialogue of the propietary properties of love
The Status Quo and an Endless Supply of Slaves
a dialogue of survival under the stifling powers that be
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Smeg







a sampling of smalltalk
Dusty ~ avec ~ Spot
tell me this
- when a chic you dig, and you catch glancing at you quite often, 
talks about her boyfriend alot is she saying back off I'm taken 
- or trying to tempt you?
heh - i dunno - ask her
;oP
well I assumed maybe to tempt you, entice you or somethin?
but my stepdad says its them saying back off
its happened with 2 girls lately
they see the look in yer face
they all wanna rich college man
;oP
*L* is that good or bad?
depends on yer view of civilization
;oP
in other words you don't know?
*L*
how i feel about it - it's bad
see, thing is - alpha male syndrome
=o/
been outgoing with chicks alot lately
shot down in all cases, then - it appears
whaddya mean "goin out" tho ?
well flirting alot more, confident 
- was talking to one of the hottest girls in school 
about this other girl if she was going out with anyone, 
but apparently she is, or is about to
ahum - so besides agent work, 
ye actually dating any of em ?
;oP
no that�s where I'm trying to get to 
- see I have no problem talking to them, 
in fact I hang and talk to the popular crowd quite frequently 
... now that I have my car, its time to get a girlfriend though
isn't there sposed to be some sorta 
catalog that comes with the car? 
did ya check in the glove box ?
=oP
lol
well, you know, 
drive around in the parking lot 
with yer pink floyd blarin for a couple weeks, 
n ask a hot freshman chick if she needs a ride home
hehe, well unfortunately the cd player has no faceplate 
- thus no music at all in the car until I get it replaced....
eventually I'm going to have to sell it, 
over 3,000 in dents and dings, but I'm rambling
ramble on
now's the time
the time is now
=oP
hehe, well I'm complaining too 
much about it, its a nice running car
what kind is it ?
96 Nissan Sentra
awesome - many miles ?
80,000
where's all the dings from ?
broken into
eek - so how much was it ?
I got it for free, 
800$ through my dads friend 
because it was sitting around
but I could probably get 2000-2500 for it
so it was free for you
but yer dad paid 800 ?
yeah
lucky fuck
is there room in the back seat ?
=oP
not much, but plenty for laying horizontal
heh - i had this honda hatchback 
- where the front seats folded all the way back 
- n scooted all the way up - enough room for the elven chix 
- one of em called me this week, a couple times 
- but i been screenin - that one's half evil n 3/4 loopy
;oP
lol
my advice to u dude?
keep it totally mint inside n out
fix the jams, n do somethin about the dings
chix need to feel like princesses - or, they prefer it
that is, unless ye can find one with acceptance of reality
but those're rare
;oP
well I'm going to do maintenance, but that�s it, its not worth it
- the dents cost more than the cars worth
.... they�re not really all that noticeable 
but they�re in just the right spots 
to warrant putting a whole new part of the car in
well, it'll prolly prevent ye 
from bein caught up in a 
superficial relationship
;o)
well surprisingly the schools taken a turn
and cars are no longer the biggest thing
-because no one can currently afford it, 
mines got a modded muffler, cold air intake, nice interior
- but I mean I'm just going to save and sell it buy something else, 
I consider an extremely nice first car
lucky spoiled american bastard
what�s a "modded" muffler tho ?
makes that deep sound
any car movie nowadays will have 'em in it, 
equivalent to a muscle car sound I guess
oh - so u b some thang n shit
;oP
essentially ;-)
so go up to the hottest coolest realest chick u actually know real well
n tell em yer desperate - u need to know which chickie digs yer pants
n basically, she'll tellya "if there were any such thing, you'd know"
which is a buncha crap, cuz they never do - n if u find out, they'll deny it
=oP
bah fuck it
basically, as far as the international chick coalition is concerned, yer on probation - 
if ya can keep the ride workin sweet for a couple months, they'll deem ya date worthy - 
then you'll get like a half dozen chix winkin at ye all in one week - 
just testin ya tho - rarely will any of them actually be interested - 
this is the set up for the major hook up - planned in advance for like 10 years now
=oP
bah - there�s a few interested, I know - in time we'll see 
I got too much shit going now to focus on it anyways
like what ?
what else is there - 
besides guitars, cars n women ?
;o)
well, work I have to begin looking for a new job, McDonald�s sucks
I can't focus on a car, because I owe about 650$ for insurance, 
then I have to fix the brakes, fix what dings I can, 
get new tires, save for new car - get some snazzy guitar stuff, 
get some clothes, some spending money to hang with friends, 
gas money, school work, then girls
- plus the computer is fading quite rapidly 
in all this I haven't learned anything for like a month now
whaddya mean ya haven't learned anything ?
in school ?
fuck school
I teach myself all this computer shit, 
and now I barely have any time for it
there's a good lad
dissin the man already ?
;oP
hehe
its just bs 
oh well though
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