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Soothing Stories for your Sleepy Soul
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I wrote a book
P S Y C H O B A B B L E
a trilogy, actually ~ do peruse.
Philosophy  �   Insanity  �   Poetry
and there's even a sequel .......
Mars Time
AND ..... I'm workin on another one
Asteroid
~ this one's illustrated ....... ;o)














How to Avoid Spam

well, this is what i do - i delete me email addy - n this is easy to do - go to yer ISP or webhost n login or something n delete the email account - really - that's about the only thing that works - i mean, u can mess around with filters n etc etc, but this is permanent n hassle free - the only thing is, you can't get email there anymore - you have surrendered that identity - they have won - don sweat it tho - no contest, really

see, foist - um ... don't give yer email addy out to people or places that are likely to spam - now, for me, what i do, is ..... i have me own domain name - my webhost, like most, offers unlimited forward accounts - plug in a whole buncha names that ye don't mind it bein yer email, but also that ye wouldn't mind deleting permanently should the worst case scenario arise - n then keep a list, a little record of who ye gave what email to, one per customer

some elists are sold, some have yer email addy on em, n some distribute viruses - but also, beware of newbies - by far, most viruses propogate themselves on the internet thru people's address books - n these people are mostly newbies - but that is not always an accurate term - i know some newbies who've been online for years - so basically, don't give yer email out to anyone who is likely to abuse it, intentionally or not

some ISPs offer a catchall account - that is, any email sent to anything @ your domain dot whatever will reach yer one email u check daily, n then you can setup a filter that automatically deletes anything sent to newbie1 @ your domain etc - or, also, these filters can pay attention to subject or file size or anything you can think of just about - but this is not always the best way to go about avoiding everything

jus find a system yer comfortable with n stick to it - no one hasta put up with 80 korean porno spams every day - unless yer into that sorta thing ;o)




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No Anchovies Please
~ by The J. Geils Band

The following is a true story of a young couple from Portland, Maine.

While awaiting her husband Don to return home from work, she reaches for a can of anchovies. As she spreads the tiny fish across the piece of lettuce, she notices a small note at the bottom of the can - on it is written a telephone number. Curious, she dials, and is told, "don�t move, Lady - we�ll be right over.

As she places the telephone back on the hook, she turns to see three smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway. Before she realizes what is happening to her, she is tightly rolled in long sheets of cellophane, transported to an international airport and placed on a waiting jet liner. All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out.

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange foreign speaking nation. Alone, and fearing her escape impossible, she seeks comfort in the arms of a confidential agent. With the trace of her kiss still warm upon his lips, he betrays her into the hands of three scientists, engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments - previously performed only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures - and using her as their subject, they are delighted with the results. For the first time, a human being is transformed into a - shhhhhh ��. (top secret).

Her husband Don now chain smoking forty packs of cigarettes a day sits at a local bar and has a few beers with the regulars. Bored, everyone�s attention turns to the television set that just hangs from the wall: "Welcome to Bowling for Dollars!"

Suddenly, Crazy Al says, "s-s-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball." - to which a terrified Don replies: "Oh my GOD - that bowling ball - it�s my wife!!!"

And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order, don�t forget to say, "no anchovies, please."















The Nobility of Vagabonds

Feel sorry for those who have never known the subtle sound of the crunch of frozen snow under their soggy smelly shoes - held together somewhat by the slush that's seeped in n melded with the sweat through three layers of summer socks n refrozen like october dew - the growing dampness climbing up your legs, first through jeans, then saturating sweats, through to the long underwear, now adhered to your clammy shins

Oh, do lament for those who have never felt the winter's wind blow clean through layers of all important dead air space - past the woolen boxers, and the bathing suit that you hoped would be a more solid semi spandex barrier against jack frosty the snowman, n beyond the daily cottons to your more personal private regions, where any other time of year tingling would be a good sign.

Tucked in, in staggering layers, summer tank top, long john tops, summer shirt, flannel button down or jersey, sweat shirt or sweater, hooded sweaters or pancho, ski vest - and the all important all weather down filled hooded tundra adventure pack full onslaught all weather extravaganza of a coat, the finer models come with matching gloves, hats, leggings and boots

Feel dire blank dark dank deep perpetual pity for whosoever dares to have never experienced negative, zero, or even single digit temperatures (that celsuis or farenheit? first one, then the other), and until the weather channel had never heard of such a ridiculous thing as wind chill - and seen beyond fashion the pertinent need for yarn tied in tightly woven knots around your sweaty skull, similar barriers for your neck and face and anywhere glands that like tropical room temperatures lie just below the skin

Yes, sob for those who are incredulous to the swarms of northern folk vacationing, to warmer climes - even in the heat of summer, (which is the only time when it's safe for most to leave the safety of the fire) - or amazed at the millions of migrations to somewhere that palm trees are free to grow, they find the place that birds fly to when night comes so soon, before the evening news















The Official Take on the Subject:
  is now, and probably will be for a very long time .....
- words of wisdom -

"Of course there are no monuments on Mars, because there is no such thing as intelligent life other than Humans, and only a select few Humans have ever been away from Earth. Our species obviously didn't colonize this Star System from far away, because Interstellar Travel is too impractical, and no one can ever go faster than the Speed of Light."

"No Space Probes were ever shot down or rendered inactive by any UFO, because all flying objects are easily explained as a star or swamp gas, and thus are never 'unidentified', neither were they hijacked by secret Government Intelligence or Space organizations, because every single space expedition is given full public disclosure; and all covert operations by any world government are confined to International activities, and they couldn't care less about anything in Outer Space (get real), and all politicians, though they sometimes are less than honest about who they sleep with, or who contributed to their campaign funds, always tell the truth about the real important stuff."

"Any investigation into the origins of Man beyond what is spelled out for us by our highly esteemed forefathers will be scoffed at with utmost enthusiasm. Pyramids were built by slaves as tombs for their God Kings, Atlantis was a chilling parable about the dangers of egalitarianism, and if there were such creatures as Space Aliens, the first thing they'd do is land on the White House front lawn and declare their Interplanetary Brotherhood by curing all disease and supplying us with their superior technology."

"Lastly, if you're not a member of the Mainstream Scientific Community, you don't have the right to think out loud about anything at all. We have your credit card numbers, email addresses, and the implants in your skull will inform us of your ongoing perceptions and subtle realizations at all times. Sleep tight, sweet Little Brother."

- aliens - It�s an interesting situation
  but you still won�t believe
    all the levels of frustration
  that you will perceive
A highness of context
  for those in the know
    a little too complex
  for you to be shown
- poetry -















The Gods of Giza

Well, I'm personally of the mind that the Giza pyramids were built by a technological civilization, not that we think of as Egyptians today ~ those people moved into the area much later, and restored some of it, and copied the style of architecture somewhat, but were unsuccessful (in some cases, very) at building any pyramids of their own.

For one thing, the north wall of the Great Pyramid is so lucky to coincide with the 30th parallel, and all three are lined up more specifically with the cardinal points than we have been able to duplicate today. The whole Giza complex was obviously planned by a great and thoughtful people and for a specific purpose that we have not been able to specifically describe today.

That these buildings might've been designed purely as tombs is ludicrous, though I don't doubt that it was the reasoning of later kings that immortality might be achieved through declaring such internal chambers their final royal resting place.

- pyramids -

Also, there is the pyramid energy thing. Somehow, be it magnetism or whatever, if you place your razor under a pyramid of a certain slope and lined up to magnetic north, it'll stay sharp enough to shave with for over a year. I've seen this happen, and also seen people get sick by sleeping under pyramids made of plastic, not glass or cotton sides.

Such a "magical" trait is unlikely to be coincidentally happened upon by tribes of recently civilized nomads. But if they discovered this somehow, it would explain a great many things about their most anomalous religion.

There are pyramids all over the world, and all are pretty much from the same antiquities era, yet modern science tells us that these societies couldn't have had any contact with each other. I mostly agree with that supposition, at least as far as the pre-modern era goes, but there is an obvious common inspiring source with all of them.
- dialogues -

I feel that this must be the famous Atlantis, which has gotten its share of bad press (especially lately), but such a society as described to (and/or by) Plato has been reasoned in recent years to have originated on the continent which we now know of as Antarctica, in such extremely ancient times that the continent was only partly covered by snow and ice. Such a people would have considered "the one true ocean" to be what we now separate into three (Indian, Atlantic and Pacific). And it would have been a short seaward journey to the continents of Australia, Africa, and South America, (the latter two being ultimately considered part of the same major land mass, as per Plato's tale, as they are all connected together eventually, especially if there was less water in liquid form those many thousands or even millions of years ago).

In the Americas, pyramid complexes line up to the planets in our solar system, and there's even an extra one miles out from the main group (in the jungled hills), possibly representing the fabled Planet X that we have yet to discover. But merely suggesting that these were created by anyone other than savages (in grass skirts or some such primitive garb), will send a scientist over to your house in the middle of the night to paint nasty messages on you door with a small hand-held laser. And don't you dare mention the "A" word, unless you have the time and inclination to be ripped to intricate shreds by snobby, stuffy know-it-alls. Atlantis, Atlantis, Atlantis, Atlantis, Atlantis !

There are also tons of clues pointing to the possible antiquity of these megalithic monuments, not the leastof which being the type of weathering erosion that the Sphinx had endured and nearly succumbed to. The Sphinx points east exactly to the constellation Leo in the era of 10,500 BC, when coincidentally, the Milky Way lines up with the Nile River, and the three main Giza pyramids line up with Orion's Belt, and another pyramid (I forget the name) lines up with Betelgeuse or Aldebaran or some other such star in that sector of the sky. The star Sirius, (only 8.8 light years from us ~ relatively next door) plays very significantly in the Egyptian religion, and that the Egyptians we know of worshipped this star as the goddess Isis, to me suggests that they knew something that we do not about all this, but still had no clue as to it's true implications.  - t h h g t t g -

The gods they speak of, (and many other religions all over the world as well) may just be our stellar neighbors, and besides being technologically advanced, may have more than just a passing interest in our planet and star system.

The constellation Ursa Major (The Big Dipper) is known in Chinese mythology as "The Government." All of the major recognizable naked-eye stars in this formation are really very close to us as stars go at 30-40 light years (and even closer to each other at 8-20 light years), and of the same general spectral type too, (Blue-White Sub-Giants I think).

The Cydonia Plateau on Mars has what seems to be a face carved in stone, a mile high and four miles across, with some strange pyramidesque shapes ~ and a wall, perfectly straight and going on for several miles. This whole complex is mirrored exactly in Silbury Hill in the English countryside, near Stonehenge. An ancient road follows the path matching the wall on Mars, while the Tor corresponds to the face, and certain other structures follow the pattern as to the Martian pyramids.  - tv -

All this leads my wandering mind to wonder if this system wasn't settled millions of years ago by an advanced Humanoid species and even if we are their descendants. The fabled Atlantis is said to have failed over a very long period of time, mostly due to greed and a general degradation of certain wise philosophies that had sustained it for so long, and even presumably evolved it into the grand Utopia it was supposed to have been in the first place.

One thing we have going for us though: satellites. Even if the whole world turned upside down in some sort of Armageddon like manner, we'd probably be able to communicate with each other somehow, even if we remained planetbound because of it for generations to come.

I welcome all sane distributions of logical thought on this matter, but will ignore callous out of hand dismissals out of hand. I'm looking into this mystery further because the more I read, the more it makes sense. Any scientific journals supporting this theory will be held in as high regard as if they were to say the world is round and orbits the sun.

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