rhymes with - Staring Sooooooo Passionately into the Gazer

~ Mass Media ~

That Which is So Affected by Us !
 - mass mixed media -
Honorary Emmy
 - massive tv schedule thingy -

Wednesday Evening
8 pm8:309 pm9:3010 pm10:3011 pm11:30
5 NBC Ed The West Wing Law & Order Simpsons
6 ABC Wife & Kids According Jim Drew Carey The Job
7 UPN Star Trek: Enterprise Special Unit 2 Tracker
28 Nick Cheers Cheers
30 A&E Law & Order
32 FX M*A*S*H M*A*S*H The Practice Ally McBeal
37 Comedy South Park Insomniac Daily Show
44 Sci-Fi Outer Limits - Sci-Fi Movie - Crossing Over Crossing Over
50 Court NYPD Blue Profiler
51 TV Land The Love Boat I Love Lucy Munsters Andy Griffith Andy Griffith Bev Hillbillies Hogan's Heroes
56 TNN Star Trek :The Next Generation Star Trek :The Next Generation
59 History History's Mysteries
68 Hallmark Northern Exposure

Farscape

Witchblade The Outer Limits

Babylon 5 The X-Files


Frasier

Friends

The Sopranos

NYPD Blue

Law & Order




South Park


Jefe: 
We have stuffed many beautiful pinatas for your birthday celebration! 

El Guapo: 
How many pinatas? 

Jefe: 
Many pinatas, many! 

El Guapo: 
Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? 

Jefe: 
Yes, El Guapo... You have a plethora. 

El Guapo: 
Jefe... what is a plethora? 

Jefe: 
Why, El Quapo? 

El Guapo: 
Well, I would just like to know 
if you know what a plethora is 
- because you believe I have a plethora.
I would not like to think that someone could say 
that someone else has a plethora
- and that someone does not know what a plethora is.

Jefe: 
Sorry El Guapo. I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect or education. 
Could it be you are angry about something and are looking to take it out on me? 

El Guapo: 
Like what Jefe? 

Jefe: 
Maybe it's because you are turning 40 today? 

El Guapo: 
Ah... nahhhh... 

Jefe: 
Is it because Carmen would rather sleep in her cell than with you? 

El Guapo: 
Eh.... 

Jefe: 
Just take her! 
When you want the cattle, you just take the cattle! 
When you want the food, you just take the food! 
When you want a woman, you just take the woman... 

El Guapo: 
Jefe, you do not understand women. 
You cannot force open the petals of a beautiful flower. 
You must wait for the flower to open itself to you! 

Jefe: 
When do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you? 

El Guapo: 
Tonight or I will kill her!!! 











murder ~ suicide ~ genocide ~ we don't really seem the type ~ nobody does - but everybody is ~ everybody's thought about it ..... but nobody will admit to it ..... those of us who do: are at the mercy of those who don't ..... or won't admit that they have ~ perhaps some of them just simply can't.....
if you are contemplating such things (or even mass extermination of us) see the following movies first ..... if you possibly can ..... in no particular order maybe you'll feel better.....
The Beatles - A Hard Days Night The Beatles - Help The Beatles - Yellow Submarine Tommy Jesus Christ Superstar Pink Floyd - Live at Pompei Led Zeppelin - The Song Remains the Same Fargo Raising Arizona The Hudsucker Proxy The Big Lebowski Logan's Run Westworld Rollerball The 5th Element 2001 2010 Star Wars 1-6 Star Trek 1-10 Time Bandits The Mexican Ocean's Eleven Stripes Ghostbusters Groundhog Day Office Space Airheads Marathon Man Dog Day Afternoon The Good, the Bad and the Ugly The Gauntlet Casablanca African Queen The Postman Road Warrior Waterworld Field of Dreams Dances With Wolves AI - Artificial Intelligence Signs The Thirteenth Warrior The Matrix The Lord of the Rings Harry Potter
..... more to come .....



~ Sequels Whose Time Has Come ~

Star Wars: Episodes 7-9
It has recently come to my attention that George Lucas never intended a third trilogy. This distresses and depresses me. I was kinda lookin forward to a mature Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) while Han Solo (Harrison Ford) n Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) are parents to the next generation of Jedi - even an animated Yoda can offer sage wisdom from the other side. How bout this: the Emperor may be gone, but he set up a school for the Sith, who must now be stopped.

Starman
Arguably one of John Carpenter's best films - n still plays well today, though made in 84. The title character (Jeff Daniels) can possibly come back from beyond to visit love interest (Karen Allen) and their human-alien hybrid kid, who would be about 20 by now. The good guy scientist (Charles Martin Smith) can still be in SETI which is no longer a government agency (yes, in real life), being entirely privately funded - also, something can be in there about SETI@home, alien abductions, Area 51 .......

Ferris Bueller's Week Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, along with The Breakfast Club, (both from 1986) are two of my favorite flicks of the 80s. Packed fulla future stars, everyone in Ferris Beuhler's Week Off will be well paid - fer sure - but that's OK, it'll rake in the dough n be an instant classic, if it's done right. A Brat Pack reunion: Slam in the cameos, or minor roles ever expanding on a parallel universe with Breakfast Club, (both taking place in suburban Chicago) - everyone who graduated in the 80s will be talkin about this at the 25th reunion. Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez, brothers in real life, may replicate that fraternal situation on screen - the former character having married Ferris' sister (Jennifer Grey), and the latter having hooked up with Alison, the Basket Case (Ally Sheedy). Wouldn't it be ironic to have "The Criminal" Bender (Judd Nelson) be the new Saturday detention babysitter? Claire (Molly Ringwald) can be a cheerleading coach or art teacher, or both; and she's getting a hard time from Principal Richard "Dick" Vernon (Paul Gleason), who cameos. Ferris' kid may be serving detention, but escapes to go on the international adventure. Brian Ralph Johnson (Anthony Michael Hall) can be Ferris' boss, who keeps running into computerized recordings and thinks Ferris is at work the whole time - but leave it open what he does for a living, except that it's a fairly decent but ultimately boring job; to expand on the question in the original, "what do you think Ferris will do for a living?" and then have him somehow be a fry-cook at Venus for a couple minutes, as a cover. Ferris' buddy Cameron (Alan Ruck) will hafta go with him, on a jaunt around the world, but this time, for a twist, maybe Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) is the one who needs to lighten up a bit? Ferris' hot girlfriend Sloane Peterson (Mia Sara), is now his wife, and they got a couple troublemaker kids now. Principal Ed Rooney (Jeffrey Jones), his secretary Grace (Edie McClurg), the Maitre'd (Jonathan Schmock) and the Garage Attendants (Richard Edson, Larry Flash Jenkins) are also musts.

West Wing
OK, so this is a TV show, n it isn't done yet - but President Bartlett (Martin Sheen) once said to Sam Seyborne (Rob Lowe) "you're gonna run for president one day," leaving it open for that character to fill the Oval Office when the term runs out in the middle of the 2006-07 season. For some reason, when I heard Rob Lowe ("Rah Blow") was leaving the series for his own show, I thought it was gonna be the same character, which left the lineup to be a Congressman from California. This is what this character could have been doing all this time. Besides, I like the show - even if the creator, Aaron Sorkin, has left - n I hate to see it go off the air at the end of 7 years, even if everybody's gotten that much older already ;o)











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