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The Mighty Spotazhazer's
~ Theory of Relativity ~
Perhaps you're wondering from whence I came.
Well, pine no more, ye weary wayfarer from afar ! I found so many claimants to the throne of grooviness that I had to divide the tribes into three seperate webpages ~ each a work of art especially employing colorful HTML tables. I've also provided a legend color-key for all the various nationalities that have muttified me into the full well imbalanced humanoid n zoid ~ whose wild n wiggy, yet wonderful website you've come to surf at. Watch out for in-laws 'n 15th cousins twice removed ~ it's a maze ! I'm the tutti-fruiti rainbow box with the basic-black outline =o) All that's zoid-speak for, "I spent aeons on this, so do dig it!" If there's a question mark where your name should be, ~ or if the colors are in any way innaccurate ~ please email all yer family info to me at: s p o t a z @ d u d e m a n . n e t I hope you find it amusing, interesting, intriguing ~ somewhat groovy ~ or just plain neato ! One thing about trees they just love to be climbed ~ so get into it as much as ya can ~ n get back to me with all your corrections too ! These pages load fastest n work best in Microsoft Internet Explorer 5
Last updated July 15, 2001 ~ text alone is 170 K ~ more updates coming soon. |
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Immediate Family
I am an only child and so is my dad ~ but .....
his father (my grandpa) has one brother (my great uncle), who has three sons (my second cousins), and several grandkids. My mom has one sister (my aunt), who has one daughter and three sons (my first cousins), and several grandkids (my second cousins). My mom's parents (my nana and granddad) each have many dozens of relations going back several generations. |
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