rhymes with ~ Go to the Stars, They're More Amazingier

~ Zodiac of Zoid ~
Universally Local Cosmic Forces of Nature
 - shine on you crazy human -



Astronomy, Astrology ~ Same Science?   by Spotazhazer

Ah, scoff sarcastic all ye wanna - but take for example that most earthquakes do happen around full moons, new moons ~ n especially eclipses. See, it's all about gravity ~ n that's all Astrology is, gravity n cosmic radiation. We're sensitive, fragile, biochemical n electrical creatures. These "cosmic" forces are totally physical in nature. If we had the equipment to measure em, we'd see that they're everywhere n in everything. They touch on stuff, aspects of our lives n personality, that science has yet to discover on its own ~ n therefore is painfully reluctant to admit even exists. But they're working on it.

I've long been a proponent of astrology n astronomy comparing notes. As far as I'm concerned, they're just different aspects of the same science ~ n neither one can fully exist without the other. Some believe that Astrology is part of what little is left to us from a much more advanced ancient civilization, Atlantis ~ n they were more in touch with nature. Think of it this way ~ there is a giant clock, surrounding our solar system, marked out by constellations ~ groupings of stars recognized for aeons. Each of these stars acts like a laser beam, sending us all kinds of energy n radiation, each with its own unique blend n specific complex bandwidth signature ~ sometimes changing, however, depending on the star's personal customized circumstance.

Planets act as giant mirrors of our own sun, n refract this energy coming from outside the solar system ~ n also the energy thus reflected by other planets. Besides the sun, the biggest deal is the moon ~ what phase it's in, full, new, or especially an eclipse. We get used to these waves, and are particularly identified and acclimated to how the sky was when we first physically popped out into this world, n even when we were conceived. These "vibes" also pertain to inanimate objects. Some schools of thought, however, insist that nothing is purely inanimate ~ not even rocks, or for that matter, computers.

When planets go into retrograde, they send us vibes we're not used to ~ kinda like a dischordant symphony, if alluva sudden one or more instruments began playing their pieces backwards for a few minutes. Another major player in all of this is what sign was rising in the east the moment we were born ~ also, if there was a planet in that sign, or even relatively nearby. We are particularly identified with these values because they were in the sky for the longest time in our first moments of life. Then they set, but twelve hours later, they returned, and we thus became acclimated to the cycle of radiation eminating from the sky on this planet in which we live. When these constellations and/or planets, etc, return to their places of origin, we feel the most "at home" with ourselves, and are better acclimated to daliy life. In contrast, when stars and planets configure in unfamiliar relationships, we may feel out of sync. Thus, people born during a Mercury Retrograde may be normally restless ~ unless Mercury happens to be in Retrograde, which is relatively rare.

Personally, I'm a Capricorn with a Leo Rising, and a Full Moon Rising to boot. Capricorn is the Cardinal Earth Sign ~ augmented by Leo's Fixed Fire combine to make me a generally grounded but notoriously stubborn person. Leadership abilities are strong with both signs, so they combine to make me kinda a perfectionist. The full moon aspect, for the first 12 hours of life, also being born in early evening tends to make me a "night person" ~ functioning best out of the limelight, but with "all my ducks in a row," so to speak.

Signs where there are not very many bright stars, but a wealth of interesting deep sky objects (like galaxies, nebulae or assorted star clusters) may be less about the light emanating from the Milky Way, or the rest of the Galaxy, and more about local dynamics, further radiations being somewhat obscured. Imagine someone born at night, and under the almost entirely unique circumstances of having no planets overhead, but the countless galaxies of the Virgo cluster rising or at zenith ~ likely particularly interesting with a New Moon in there somewhere. I also wonder if weather has anything to do with this, the sky being obscured by clouds ~ and thus what the Sun's daily effect is on all of this.

Planets at Zoid's Entrance

~ Planets ~


The Sun
The Sun


Moon
The Moon


Mercury
Mercury


Venus
Venus


Mars
Mars


Jupiter
Jupiter


Saturn
Saturn


Uranus
Uranus


Neptune
Neptune


Pluto
Pluto



Zoid's Natal Chart



UNreal Astrology

ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

TAURUS (Apr 20-May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn communist.

GEMINI (May 21-Jun 20) You are quick and intelligent and a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are liars, notoriously bad lovers, and thrive on incest.

CANCER (Jun 21-Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.

LEO (Jul 23-Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

VIRGO (Aug 23-Sep 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This shit-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

LIBRA (Sep 23-Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

SCORPIO (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio people are murderers.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 19) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over your friends and people resent you flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses.




Pisces
February 19
- March 20
Aries
March 21
- April 20
Aries
Taurus
April 21
- May 21
Aquarius
January 21
- February 18
Pisces Taurus
Gemini
May 22
- June 21
Aquarius Gemini
Capricorn
Capricorn
December 22
- January 20
Cancer
June 22
- July 22
Cancer
Sagittarius Leo
Sagittarius
November 23
- December 21
Scorpio Libra
Libra
September 23
- October 23
Virgo
Leo
July 23 -
August 23
Scorpio
October 24 -
November 22
Virgo
August 24 -
September 22



~ E l e m e n t s ~
Fire Signs
Aries (early spring)
Leo (mid summer)
Sagittarius (late autumn)
Earth Signs
Taurus (mid spring)
Virgo (late summer)
Capricorn (early winter)
Air Signs
Gemini (late spring)
Libra (early autumn)
Aquarius (mid winter)
Water Signs
Cancer (early summer)
Scorpio (mid autumn)
Pisces (late winter)
Cardinal
Fixed
Mutable
Fire
 
Aries
 
Leo
 
Sagittarius
     
Earth
 
Capricorn
 
Taurus
 
Virgo
     
Air
 
Libra
 
Aquarius
 
Gemini
. . .
Water
Cancer
Scorpio
Pisces
Cardinal Signs
Aries (early spring)
Cancer (early summer)
Libra (early autumn)
Capricorn (early winter)
Fixed Signs
Taurus (mid spring)
Leo (mid summer)
Scorpio (mid autumn)
Aquarius (mid winter)
Mutable Signs
Gemini (late spring)
Virgo (late summer)
Sagittarius (late autumn)
Pisces (late winter)
~ Q u a l i t i e s ~






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