wouldja believe it rhymes with ~ Special Prestidigitator ?

~ Magic ~
That thing, forthwith, which,
that you may watch me do, too !!!
Magic
 - i forsee something -



 - venture into wayward worlds, anon -
Voice 1
we want information .....
information .....
information .....

Voice 2
who are you ?

Voice 1
the new number two

Voice 2
who is number one ?

Voice 1
you are number six

Voice 2
i am not a number,
i am a free man !!!

Voice 1
* laughing *

 - ah-cha -



 - le soleil - ruler of the planetoids -
Astronomy and Astrology were perhaps the first real forms of magic ~ and were eventually evolved into sections of the same similar science ~ the ability to fathom the void in which we all swim, sum up the surrounding stars hints at the grand fantasy that we may one day be able to sing among them ~ not to mention avoiding decapitation in the south pacific, by merely predicting an eclipse

if we were to go back in time, and show our more superstitious ancestors a lighter, we would likely be able to pass as gods of fire ~ imagine a palm pilot, or even a ball point pen, in the hands of a tenacious tentative time traveler

 - call out the searchlights -










where are all the
fkn flyin cars ?!?!?!?

i mean it, goddammit

where are all the goddam
muther-fkn flyin cars ?!?!?!?

shit !!!!!!!!

 - rock it, man -










 - pretty porche -
give me ye poor, yer tired, yer half eaten ..... n i will make em whole again ~ put em in me trunk n eventually they will ooze outta me ignition swith, fingers last ~ their foist thought but to start me up n race me wild unto the edge of a cliff, to but cast dust off into the ether ~ therein i will command them to change the station to something silly n aflict them anon with mindless grumbles from me engine core, beckoning them yet to shift or shit ~ n then i'll have em change the station again ~ this'll be fun










- artistic interludes -
Artsy Fartsy Smartsy Parsley ~ one of the few remaining, singlemost boring, yet fundamentally unsurpassed forms of magic that is ironically undeniably worthless yet simultaneously necessarry n vibrant in its appeal ~ ultimately vital to the survival of the human instinct for schmaltz, n undoubtedly crucial yet insubstantial to the average joe's extraordinary incapacity for self realization ~ this planet must be avenged ~ but first, some wine





Sexploitation is a kinda human animal magic ~ we all want what the object of our desires has to offer ~ and we are easily drawn to its charms ~ and we will often do anything to attain this genetically designed imperative

in a social environment where sex is taboo, this is ironically even more effective, and strategies become more complicated ~ and where lust is most intense, you will often find the greatest resistance to its public proliferation ~ likewise, where sexuality is accepted, and even encouraged, you are likely to see more well adjusted people ~ and less conflict

 - i have always been here -










jus waitin for it to come around on the guitar again
 - Celtic Castle -



 - more subtle illumination -