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How to String yer Guitar
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I don't know why anyone would string a guitar by putting the end of the string JUST through the peg hole, and then winding and cranking and winding and cranking ... and then winding some more and then cranking some more ... and then winding and cranking and winding and cranking ... and then winding some more and then cranking some more ... man! Have you ever seen the wad of string that sits around the peg of a guitar strung that way? Pulleeeze!!! Dig this: That is NOT the reason they gave you all that extra string!

Whenever I see a guitar strung in this manner, I know I'm looking at a guitar that goes out of tune every ten minutes or less! Consider all the pressure created when a string is fully cranked to it's proper pitch. I wouldn't want my finger between that string and the nut! There's alot of pressure going on, eh? Mere common sense tells you that a string wound some twenty or thirty revolutions -- and rather loosely at that! -- around that little peg, is gonna stretch for quite some time before all that slack is taken up! What a miserable experience! Have you ever noticed, after putting a fresh set of strings on your guitar, that it takes a couple of days before all the strings stop stretching? It's a real pain, ain't it? Well, let's put an end to that, once and for all.

When I string up my guitar with a new set of sweet crunchy bronze wound honeys, and set all the strings in tune, I can put it back in it's case and be fully confident that the next time I take it out of the case, it'll be in perfect pitch. And here's how it's done:

FOR THE RECORD:
E - A - D - G - B - E
6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1
Fat - - - - - Thin

Picturing the 6th, 5th, and 4th Strings:
Step One... Step Two...

STEP ONE: Set the ball-end of the string into it's proper seat, at the bridge of the guitar, firmly. Then, take the other end and slip it through the appropriate tuning peg. Pull it ALL THE WAY through the peg hole ... snug ... don't pull too tight, but gently take up the slack ... and then, kink the string at the peg -- to the right on the #6, #5, and #4 strings (see illustration 1. - ABOVE) ... kink it to the left on the #3, #2, and #1 strings (see illustration 1. - BELOW).

Next, bring the string around ... then, under ... and then, "cop a 'U'-ey" as you bend it back over the top (see illustration 2.) ... only, unlike the illustration, pull as tightly as you can on the string, maintaining a very snug wrap. You DON'T want the string (from the bridge, up to the nut) to be tight, -- you DO want the wrap around the peg to be tight. Capeesh?

Lastly, start cranking the string up, and you'll notice - as the peg turns - the string immediately bites down on itself ... it will NOT stretch beyond that "bite" point - and therein lies the key.


Note: All six tuning peg-knobs ... I mean the part that you turn with your hand,
in the interest of tuning the strings ... are turned counter-clockwise,
so that the string rests on the INside of each peg.



Picturing the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st Strings:
Step One... Step Two...

STEP TWO: Tune the string up to pitch. Then, grab the string at the 12th fret and pull it up, off the fretboard 2-4 inches ... bearing a good amount of pressure on the string, as you stretch and pull the slack out of it - yo ... if you don't know your own strength, be cool about this ... you don't want to bust and snap strings here - the idea is to stretch it a little bit. Then, tune it to pitch once again, repeating this "stretch-then-tune" procedure (it usually takes 5-7 pulls) until the string no longer goes out of pitch after pulling on it. Finally, you can neatly coil the ends, or cut them off with a small pair of "nippers," as I do.

NOTE: When all of the tuning pegs are on one side of the neck, like a Fender Strat, the strings will all be sitting on the right-hand side of their respective pegs, as outlined above, for strings #6, #5, & #4.






Procedure for Nylon Strings

I use steel strings, so there's a "ball-end" on the bottom of my strings (probably like yours) and it's a simple matter to place the ball-end into the appropriate hole in the bridge, insert the bridge pin to hold it down, and proceed as outlined above. However... if you are playing a classical or folk guitar, then you are also using nylon strings, and there's a bit of a different procedure to follow. First, start with the bridge. As you can see by the illustration below, you pass the string through the bridge hole, then loop it around itself and wrap it 3 times:

Stringing the bridge; Classical

Pull on both ends to snug up the wrap as much as you can, and bring the long end of the string up to the headstock ... poke it through the appropriate hole ... bring the string up over the tuner ... wrap 3 times ... and start cranking up the slack and tightening the string.

Stringing; Classical






Schedule for Changing Strings

People often ask how frequently strings should be changed ... but the answer to that question depends on a number of things. Once conventional strings start showing a fair amount of oxidation (darkness in color) they become increasingly difficult to tune, and their sound quality will leave much to be desired. Once perspiration gets onto the strings, and especially into the windings, oxidation begins, and consequently, sound quality rapidly deteriorates. Everyone has different body chemistry too, so some may prefer one brand over another ... and you'll find your own eventually ... but, generally speaking, a new set of strings should be installed once a month - at the very least. They will lose their initial brilliance after 10 hours, or so, of playing ... and after a week of daily playing there isn't much brilliance left ... though they may sound "passable."

I use to to put a new set on every week or so ... but now that I use ELIXIR strings, I can go 2-3 months before needing a new set! ELIXIRS are coated, so they just DON'T oxidize very easily at all, and are a pretty safe bet no matter what your body chemistry is like. I always say, "ELIXIR strings are 3 times more expensive than conventional strings, but since they last ten times longer, I consider them to be the best, as well as the least expensive strings on the market!"


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Cleaning Your Guitar:

No. 1: Wax is not cool ... No. 2: Non-drying oils (like lemon oil) are even worse. Oils, waxes, and silicates penetrate the finish, entering the wood itself ... and over a period of time, they'll add a density to the wood that detracts from it's resonance. These "nasties" also turn simple repairs into nightmares - ask any experienced luthier, as I recently did, and you'll find no question about the matter.

The more the wood DRIES and ages, the more resonant and rich it's sound will become.

Generally, wiping the guitar down, with something like a chamois cloth, after each playing session, is all the maintenence your guitar will ever need. Most players have it backwards -- over attending to waxing and fretboard lubricants (bad stuff!), while abusing the wood by not keeping the guitar in it's case, where it should be whenever it's not being played.

I like to clean my guitar when I change the strings, so I can get at all those spots UNDER them. As I just said, a damp rag is all that's needed - dipped in a little water, and wrung dry. Put some serious elbow grease into it though, with a soft, non-abrasive cloth (like an old t-shirt) ... and wipe the guitar down thoroughly - same for the fretboard. A little Murphy's Oil Soap, diluted with water (as instructed on the bottle) is excellent! Don't worry about the water: STANDING water is what damages wood, and we're talking about a DAMP rag, here.

After a few YEARS, you may want to remove the "grunge" off your fretboard by giving it a VERY light brushing with #000, or #0000 steel wool. And if you want to use a polish, use Martin Guitar Polish (the ONLY one I've ever heard confidently recommended by luthiers) ... but NOT on the fretboard! If you want something for the fretboard, luthiers recommend almond oil ... just a drop or two ... once per year.






Tuning Your Guitar:

Learning to tune your guitar is a process that takes time, and kind of grows into a maturity over the first few years of playing. You have to develop an "ear" ... you must become familiar with the nuances of what's "sharp" and what's "flat" and what's "in" pitch. I think a good practice excersize is to play with one note ... tuning it to pitch ... raising the pitch and *hearing* what "sharp" means ... lowering the pitch, and *hearing* what "flat" means, and so on.

NOTE: Electronic tuners are great tools ... especially on stage, when it can be hard to listen to the pitch variances involved in tuning. But aside from the stage, you should learn to tune your guitar by ear. The more familiar you become with tuning by ear, the better you will be at discerning the accuracy of what you're doing, even when you are using a tuner. Don't develop a lazy ear by using the tuner all the time!


Here's a simple tutorial that explains the whole process:
Click Here for Guitar Tuning Procedure

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