| Over-Nite Sensation
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Camarillo Brillo
she had that camarillo brillo - flamin out along her head
i mean her mendocino bean-o - by where some bugs had made it red
she ruled the toads of the short forest - and every newt in idaho
and every cricket who had chorused - by the bush in buffalo
she said she was a magic mama - and she could throw a mean tarot
and carried on without a comma - that she was someone i should know
she had a snake for a pet - and an amulet
and she was breeding a dwarf - but she wasn't done yet
she had gray-green skin - a doll with a pin
i told her she was awright - but i couldn't come in
i couldn't come in right then...
and so she wandered through the doorway - just like a shadow from the tomb
she said her stereo was four-way - and i'd just love it in her room
well, i was born to have adventure - so i just followed up the steps
right past her fuming incense stencher - to where she hung her castanets
she stripped away her ranchid poncho - and laid out naked by the door
we did it till we were un-concho - and it was useless any more
she had a snake for a pet - and an amulet
and she was breeding a dwarf - but she wasn't done yet
she had gray-green skin - a doll with a pin
i told her she was awright - but i couldn't come in
actually, i was very busy then
and so she wandered through the door-way - just like a shadow from the tomb
she said her stereo was four-way - and i'd just love it in her room
well, i was born to have adventure - so i just followed up the steps
right past her fuming incense stencher - to where she hung her castanets
she said she was a magic mama - and she could throw a mean tarot
and carried on without a comma - that she was someone i should know
is that a real poncho...i mean
is that a mexican poncho
or is that a sears poncho?
hmmm...no foolin ...
Frank Zappa |----------------|
Camarillo Brillo |---------------^|
bass tab |--------------24|
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0.00 intro
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|2--^--4---2---=-|---------------^|2--^--4---2---=-|---------------^|
|--4-2-----------|0-0-0---------24|--4-2-----------|0-0-0---------24|
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|2--^--4---2---=-|---------------^|2--^--4---2---=-|----------------|
|--4-2-----------|0-0-0---------24|--4-2-----------|----------------|
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0.18 verse 1
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|--7-7-----------|--7-------------|----------4-4--------------------|
|----------5-7---|----5----\\\----|2---2-----------|----------------|
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|--7-7-----------|--7-------0-----|----------4-4--------------------|
|----------5-7---|----5-------4-3-|2---2-----------|----------------|
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|----------5-7--\|\-5-5-----5-543-|2---2-----------|----------------|
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|--7-7-----------|--7-------------|----------4-4--------------------|
|----------5-7---|----5----\\\----|2---2-----------|----------------|
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|----------------|----------------|----------------|--------| 4:8
|--7-7-----------|--7-------------|----------4-4------------|
|----------5-7--0|5---5----\\\----|2---2-----------|--------|
1.05 chorus 1
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|----------------|----------------|----5-----------|----------------|
|--5-5---5-------|------------5--5|5-=----55-\\----|------------5-5-|
|------------5--5|5-=-3--33-=-----|---------------5|5---3---3-------|
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|----------------|--------4-------|----------------|----------------|
|--7-----7-\\--2-|2-----------4-4-|4-------2-----2-|2-2-----0-0-0-0--
|------0---------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
|--------|--------|--------|--------|--------|
|--------|7-7-----|--------|7-7-=---|--------|
---------|----9-9-|7-7-=---|--------|7-7-----| 4:8
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1.26 verse 2
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|--7-7-----------|----------------|----------4-4--------------------|
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|--7-7-----------|----------------|----------4-4--------------------|
|----------7-7---|5-5-5----\\\----|2-=.2-----------|----------------|
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|--7-7-----------|----------------|----------4-4--------------------|
|--------7-7-7---|5-.-5----\\\----|2---2-----------|----------------|
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|--7-7-----------|----------------|----------4-4--------------------|
|--------7-.-7-\\|5-5-5---.4\-.3\-|2-2-2-----------|----------------|
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|--7-7-----------|----------------|----------4-4--------------------|
|--------7-.-7---|5-.-5----\\\----|2---2-----------|----------------|
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|----------------|----------------|----------------|--------| 4:8
|--7-7-----------|----------------|--------4-4-4------------|
|----------7-7---|5-.-5----\\\----|2---2-----------|--------|
2.12 chorus 2
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|--.-5-5-5\------|--------------5-|=-0-5-0-5-\-----|------------5-5-|
|------------5-5-|5\4-3-3-3-\-0---|------------5-5-|5-0-3-3-3-------|
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|--7-7---7-------|------9-9---\---|----------------|----------------|
|------------7-7------=---------9------=-.-7-----7-|7-------5-5---5--
|--------|--------|--------|2-2-----|--------|
|--------|--------|2-2-4-4-|----4-4-|2-2-----|
|--------|0-0-4-4-|--------|--------|----4-4-| 4:8
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1.26 verse 3
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|-------02-2-2--0|2-2-0-------^^^-|----------4-4--------4---444-555-|
|----------------|-------05--.543-|2-=-2-=---------|----------------|
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|----------------|------------2---|----------------|^^^^----2-------|
|7--.7-----------|-------0234--420|----------4-4--0|02344-----2-4/--|
|--------7-7-7---|5-5.5-----------|2-=-2---=-------|----------------|
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|7-=-7-=---------|---------^---^--|----------4-4------------420-4-5-|
|----------7-7\--|5-5-5---544-433-|2-=-2-----------|----4-=---------|
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|----------------|---------^---^--|----------------|------------464-|
|7-..7-----------|--------400-200-|--------4-4-4------------=-46----|
|--------7-7-7\--|5-5-5-----------|2-=-2-----------|----------------|
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|----------------|----------------|----------------|-----^^^----456-|
|7-=-7-----------|--7-------------|----------4-4---|----02344/6-----|
|--------7-7-----|5---5---\\\-----|2---2-----------|----------------|
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|7-=-7-=---------|--7-----034-----|--------4-4-4---|4-----..2-..4-5-|
|--------7-7-7--\|5---5------5--\-|2---2-----------|--..4-----------|
3.21 outro
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|7---7---^-------|--------^-------|-------04---4---------^^-4-4-4-5-|
|-------07-7-7-\0|5-5-5--04-4=3-=-|2---2-----------|----420---------|
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|7---7---^-------|----------------|----------4-4-------------------0|
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|7-7-7-\---------|-------------^^-|----^-----4------------4-=---4-5-|
|--------7-7-7-\-|555-5---555-543-|2-=02-----------|----------------|
|----------------|----------------|---------^------|--------420-----|
|----------------|---------^------|--------020-^---|------------420-|
|----77----------|---^-^--454--^^-|-----------24--------------------|
|55=5---77-7-7-5----5445------540-|2--02-----------|----------------|
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I'm the Slime
i am gross and perverted - i'm obsessed n deranged
i have existed for years - but very little has changed
i am the tool of the government - and industry too
for i am destined to rule - and regulate you
i may be vile and pernicious - but you cant look away
i make you think i'm delicious - with the stuff that i say
i am the best you can get - have you guessed me, yet ?
i'm the slime oozin out from your tv set
you will obey me while i lead you - and eat the garbage that i feed you
until the day that we don't need you - don't got for help, no one will heed you
your mind is totally controlled - it has been stuffed into my mold
and you will do as you are told - until the rights to you are sold
thats right, folks - don't touch that dial
i am the slime from your video - oozin along on your livin room floor...
i am the slime from your video - can't stop the slime, people - lookit me go...
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Frank Zappa |444444444444| |------------|
I'm the Slime ...|------------|...|------------|...
bass tab |------------| |222222222222|
0.21 theme t:95
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|2-4---2---^^|------------|2-4---2---^^|------------| x
|-----4---420|2-42-------4|-----4---420|2-40--------| 4
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|2----^--2---|2-------2---|2-------2---|----^-------| 4:8
|--42-02-----|--42-02-----|--42-02-----|4-32-0------| -3-
|------------|------------|------------|------2-1----
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0.53 -3- verse 1
|----------------|----------------|----------------|------------7-=-|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| 4 : 8
|5--=0--=5---0--=|5305----5---0---|5---0---5---=--0|--------3-/-----|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|3---5-----------|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|-^---^-/--5-----|
|-----^-/----7--=|----------------|-------------^--|3-5-3-5-7---7---|
|5---0-3-5-------|5---------------|5-----0-5---3-5-|----------------|
|----------------|----3-/-5-------|----------------|----------------|
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|5-----0-5---=-0-|5-.-------------|5---3---5-----3-|----------------|
|----------------|----3---5---=---|----------------|5--=3---5--/7---|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|--------7---7-=-|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----3-/---7-----|
|5--=5--=5--=----|----------------|5--\3---5-------|----------------|
|----------------|----3---5--/7---|------------3-4-|5-=-------------|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------5-----|
|----------------|-------------^--|----------------|----3-5-7---7-5-|
|5-----0-5-----0-|5--^-^------3-0-|5-=-----5-=-3-4-|5-=-------------|
|----------------|--0-3-4-5-------|----5-=---------|----------------|
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|0-=-------------|----------------|----------------|----7-5---5-----|
|----3-4-5-=-3---|------------3---|5---3-4-5---3-0-|5-=-----8---8-7-|
|--------------4-|5---3---5-------|----------------|----------------|
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|-----^-------^--|----------------|-----^----------|7-=-7---5-=-5---|
|5-=-0-3-3-=-3-4-|5-=--^-^--------|5-=-5-0-5---5-=-|----------------|
|----------------|----3-4-5--/7---|----------------|----------------|
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|5-\\----=-------|----------------|----------------|--------6-5-4-3-|
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1.38 bridge
|----------------|3-0-3-----------|----------------|1-0-1-----------|
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|1-----=---------|----------------|1-----=---------|----------------|
|--------1-----=-|----------------|--------1-----=-|----------------|
|--------------1----3---^---------|----------------|----------------|
|3-------1-------|-----13---1-----|0---=------^----|----------------|
|----------------|----------------|--------3---0-3----1-------1-----|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|------3---------|
|-------------^--|----4-----------|----------------|----------------|
|-^^---------2-4-|4/6-----5---6---|4---------------|----------------|
|5-------\\------|----------------|----6---4-----4-|6-4-----4-6-8---|
|----------------|----------------|----------4-=---|----6-----------|
|----------------|-/-------^------|---------------^|-^--1---3-------|
|-\-\-^--------4-|6-8-6---6-8-----|--------------0-|1-3---------1---|
|6-5-4-0-4-=-----|----------------|----------------|----------------|
|----------------|------------6-\-|4-\\--0-2-0-=---|----------------|
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2.00 theme 2
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|2----^--2---|2-------2---|2-------2---|----^-------| 4:8
|---2-02-----|--42-02-----|--42-02-----|4-32-0------| -3-
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2.11 chorus
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|2-4---2---^^|------------|2-4---2---^^|------------| x
|-----4---420|2-42-------4|-----4---420|2-40--------| 4
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2.33 solo
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|------------|------------|5----05--5-5|7--------8--|
|14\---2----0|1--1--2-----|------------|------------|
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|------------|------------|------------|---------2-/|
|9-----9-=7-7|7--7-----7-=|5----05--7--|=-02--4-----|
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|------6----6|4--4--6-4---|-----------4|4--4--6-4---|
|4---=4------|---------7--|4---=4------|---------7--|
|------------|------------|------4-----|------------|
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|------6----6|4--4--6-4---|----464-----|--6-4-------|
|4---=4------|---------7-4|---------764|7-----7-6\--|
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2.55 outro
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|4-----------|------------|-----04-----|------------|
|-----------0|2--2--0-----|------------|^^-4--2--0--|
|-----02-----|---------0--|2----------0|2-4---------|
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|2---=------0|2-02-=2-=---|2-2-=------0|2-0------2--|
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Dirty Love
give me your dirty love - like you might surrender to some dragon in your dreams
give me your dirty love - like a pink donation to the dragon in your dreams
i don't want your cheap emotion, i don't want your sweet devotion
whip me up some dragon lotion, for your dirty love, your dirty love
give me your dirty love - like that tacky little pamphlet in your daddy's bottom drawer
give me your dirty love - like i don't believe you've never seen his book before
i don't want your consoulation, i don't need your reservation
i only got one desination, and that's your dirty love, your dirty love
give me your dirty love - just like yo mama make er fuzzy poodle do
give me your dirty love - the way yo mama make that nasty poodle chew
i don't need your cheap aroma, or your little bo-peep diploma
i just put you in a coma with some dirty love, that dirty love
poodle bites... poodle chews it...
Frank Zappa ------|
Dirty Love ----^^^|
bass tab 32s � ----7650|
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0.00 intro t:110 4:8
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|-------------^^^|-------------^^^|-------------^^^|----------------|
|------5-----7650|------3-----7650|------5-----7650|------3-------7\|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|
0.09 verse 1
|----------------|----------------|--35-3----------|----------------|
|---------------^|---------------3|5-----543-------|----------------|
|-^^---5-------50|-^^---3-------5-|---------5--43--|------5--/--\---|
|345-=-----------|345-=-----------|----------------|5-------------0-|
|----------------|----------------|--35-3----------|----------------|
|---------------^|---------------3|5-----543-------|----------------|
|------5-------50|------3-------5-|---------5--43--|-----------^-^^-|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|----------------|5555--5---30345-|
0.29 chorus 1
|----------------|-/9-7-----------|----------------|
|--^------^------|------8-7-------|----------------|
|3--0--^-303---3=|5---------9\5/6-|7-7-777-7-7\----|
|----3--0----3=--|----------------|------------765\|
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|-^^---5-------7\|-^----3-----53-^|
|345-=-----------|345-=---------54|
0.41 verse 2
|----------------|----------------|----3--5-3------|----------------|
|----------------|--------------3-|4-5--5------5-3-|5-3-------------|
|-^^---5-------7\|-^----3-----5---|----------------|----54-3---/----|
|345-=-----------|345-=-----------|----------------|--------------15\
|----------------|--------------35---3-------------|----------------|
|----------------|------------5---|----5--5--3-----|--^-^-----------|
|------5---------|------3---5-----|-----5------5-43---:0333-30---^^-|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|----------------|----------3-345-|
1.00 chorus 2
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|-------------^-^|---^/----^------|------7--^------|
|3------^-^3-3534|5-357-5-30--3-5-|7-7-79-9797-7-^^|
|---03-3445------|----------5-----|----/------9-987|
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|------5---------|30-^--3---------|
|7\0-3-----------|--503---------15\
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1.12 solo
|----------------|----7----.55----|----------------|----------------|
|----------------|----------------|-----------/----|----------------|
|------5--05-5.7\|------3-------7\|------5--0575-7\|------3--05-3-7\|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-------------|3-5-=-----------|3-5-------------|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
|------5--07-5-7\|------3--0553-7\|------5--07-5-7\|------3--05-3-7\|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|3-5-------------|
1.31
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|---------^------|--------30------|----------------|
|3-=03-=030--3-.-|55\---30--345.6-|7-775-7---7-5---|
|----------5-----|---.30----------|--------------8\|
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|------5-------7\|------3-----53--|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=---------54|
1.43 verse 3
|----------------|----------------|5-3-------------|----------------|
|----------------|------------3-5-|----5-3-5-3-----|----------------|
|-^^---5-------7\|-^----3---5-----|------------54-3-------3---//----|
|345-=-----------|345-=-----------|----------------|------------765\|
|----------------|----------------|5-3-------------|----------------|
|----------------|------------3-5-|----5-3-5-3-----|----------------|
|------5-/-7-\\\-|------3---5-----|------------54-3---^^-^3--353-3--|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|----------------|-03445------5-4-|
2.02 ^ ^ chorus 3
|--------5-3-----|775775----------|----------------|
|------------5---|------75-3---^--|----/----^------|
|33-.3---------3/|----------5-345-|7-7-9-7-575-----|
|----------------|----------------|------------6-5-|
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|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
|---//-5---------|---//-3----\\---|5-----5----\\---|5-----3-----53--|
|3-345---------0-|3-345---------345--3/5---------35|--3-5---------5\|
2.19 outro
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|------5--.765-7\|------3--.575-7\|------5--/7-5-7\|------3--0575---|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=---------7\|
|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------|
|-------------^--|----------------|-----------/----|----------------|
|------5--.7-57/\|------3-----7/--|------5--.575-7\|------7/\-5-3--^|
|3-5-=-----------|3-5-=----05---00|3-5-=----------0|3-5-/---------50|
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Fifty-Fifty
well, my dandruff is loose n my breath is chartreuse
i know i ain't cute n my voice is ka-poot
but that's awright people i'm just crazy enough to sing to you any old way
i figure the odds be fifty-fifty i just might have some thing to say
ain't gonna sing you no love song how my heart is all sore
will not beg your indulgence cuz you heard it before
i have taken your time, i have sung you my song
ain't no great revelation, but it wasn't too long
Zomby Woof
three hundred years ago, i thought i might get some sleep
i stretched myself out onna antique bed n my spirit did a midnite creep
you know i'll never sleep no more, it seem to me that it just ain't wise
didja ever wake up in the mornin with a zomby woof behind your eyes
just about as evil as you could be
i am the zomby woof - i'm that creature all the ladies been talkin about
i am the zomby woof - they all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out
tellin you all the zomby troof
here i'm is, the zomby woof
reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof...
they said aw-reety n they was aw-righty
n I was a zomby for you, little lady . . .
i got a great big pointed fang, which is my zomby toof
my right foot's bigger than my other one is like a reg'lar zomby hoof
if i raid your dormitorium, don't try to remain aloof . . .
i might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid
n do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the zomby woof
i am about as evil as a boogie man can be
tellin you all the zomby troof
here i'm is, the zomby woof
Dinah-Moe Humm
i couldn't say where she's comin from, but i just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
she stroll on over, say look here, bum, i got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum, y'jes can't do it
she made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb, she could prove it any time all men was scum
i don't mind that she called me a bum, but I knew right away she was really gonna cum, so i got down to it
i whipped off her bloomers n stiffened my thumb, n applied rotation on her sugar plum
i poked n stroked till my wrist got numb, but i still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm...
Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm, where's this Dinah-Moe comin from
i done spent three hours n i ain't got a crumb from the Dinah-Moe... from the Dinah-Moe Humm
got a spot that gets me hot, ow - n you ain't been to it - no no no no...
got a spot that gets me hot, ow - but you ain't been to it - no no no no...
cuz i can't get into it, unless i get out of it
n i gotta get out of it, before i get into it
cuz i never get into it, unless i get out of it
n i gotta be out of it, to get myself into it
she looked over at me with a glazed eye and some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area - n she said
just get me wasted n you're half-way there - cuz if my mind's tore up, then my body don't care
i rubbed my chinny-chin-chin n said my-my-my, what sort of thing might this lady get high upon ?
i checked out her sister, who was holdin the bet - n wondered what kind of trip the young lady was on
the forty dollar bill didn't matter no more, when her sister got nekkid n laid on the floor
she said Dinah-Moe might win the bet, but she could use a little freak out if i wasn't done yet - i told her
just because the sun want a place in the sky, no reason to assume i wouldn't give her a try
so i pulled on her hair, got her legs in the air - n asked if she had any cooties on there
whaddya mean cooties - no cooties on me
she was buns-up kneelin - buns up - i was wheelin n dealin - wheelin n dealin n oooh
she surrender to the feelin - she sweetly surrendered - n she started in to squealin
Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed, with her lips just a-twitchin n her face gone red
some drool rollin down, from the edge of her chin - while she spied the condition her sister was in
she quivered n quaked, n clutched at herself - while her sister made a joke about her mental health
til Dinah-Moe finally did give in - but i told her all she really needed was some discipline
kiss my aura, Dora - mmm, it's real angora - would y'all like some more-a right here on the flora?
n how bout you, Fauna, y'wanna - mmm, sound like you're chokin on somethin
did you say you want some more, well, here's some more - oh, sure
look, d'ya think i could interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?
mmm. tweezers - wait a minute, lemme sterilize em - gimme your lighter
i couldn't say where she's comin from, but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
she stroll on over, say look here, bum - i got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum, y'jes can't do it
i whipped off her bloomers n stiffened my thumb - n applied rotation on her sugar plum
i poked n stroked till my wrist got numb - n you know i heard some Dinah-Moe Humm
some Dinah-Moe Humm... some Dinah-Moe, n a little Dinah-Moe...
Frank Zappa
Dinah-Moe Humm
bass tab
0.07 verse 1 4:4 t:120
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0.57 chorus 1 4:8
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4.57 verse 2
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Montana
i might be movin to Montana soon, just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
raisin it up, waxin it down, in a little white box that i can sell uptown
i myself, i wouldn't have no boss - but i'd be raisin my lonely dental floss
raisin my lonely dental floss
well, i just might grow me some bees, but I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
but then, on the other hand i would keep the wax, n melt it down, pluck some floss, and swish it around
i'd have me a crop, n it'd be on top, that's why i'm movin to montana
movin to Montana soon - gonna be a gental floss tycoon...
i'm pluckin the ol dennil floss that's growin on the prairie
pluckin the floss - i plucked all day n all nite n all afternoon
i'm ridin a small tiny hoss - his name is mighty little he's a good hoss
even though he's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or blanket on anyway...
i'm pluckin the ol dennil floss - even if you think it is a little silly, folks
i don't care if you think it's silly, folks...
i'm gonna find me a horse just about this big, n ride him all along the border line
with a pair of heavy-duty zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say i was mighty grand
i myself, i wouldn't have no boss, but i'd be raisin my lonely dental floss
raisin my lonely dental floss...
well, i might ride along the border with my tweezers gleamin in the moon-lighty night
and then i'd get a cuppa cawfee n give my foot a push
just me n the pygmy pony over the Dennil Floss Bush
n then i might just jump back on n ride like a cowboy into the dawn, to Montana
movin to Montana soon - yippy-yi-yo-ty-ay...
Frank Zappa
Montana
bass tab
0.00 intro t:105 4:4
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0.16 verse 1a
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0.49 refrain 1
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1.33 chorus 1
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4.52 verse 1b
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5.26 chorus 2
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