neither giggle nor whimper
neither wiggle nor whisper
neither whistle nor zipper
act natural, silly humanoid

 • AUDIO vs VIDEO • 
Heavy Metal vs Progressive Rock:
the battle rages in outer space!
  EPISODE 1
  2004 - (2:33)
 • SPACE STATION vs SPACE STATION • 
  A peaceful space station, a maurauding death sphere
  - is the galaxy not big enough for the both of them?
  EPISODE 2
  2005 - (3:33)
 • UFO vs RAPTOR • 
  With advanced technology at their disposal,
  arch nemeses wage a timeless cosmic battle.
  EPISODE 3
  2006 - (3:38)
 • RAPTOR vs VILLAGE • 
  A malevolent force is attacking peaceful colonies.
  Can a scrappy band of wizards save civilization?
  EPISODE 4
  2007/2017 - (7:40)
 • RAPTOR vs SELF • 
  A series of setbacks has driven a nefarious villain over the edge
  and familiar heroes attempt to take advantage of the opportunity.
 
 
 • GARGON • 
Finger puppets are supposed to be adorable.
Their planet has never heard of finger puppets.
  EPISODE 1
  2003 - (2:29)
 • CRUCIAL INTRODUCTIONS • 
  They send greetings. They have emotions.
  They also have their own unique problems.
  EPISODE 2
  2004 - (5:49)
 • ZOOK A MOGON • 
  An alien god with a fetish for Carlos Santana
  demands a certain extra special kind of sacrifice.
  EPISODE 3
  2005 - (2:28)
 • PLANET GARGON • 
  The Starship Nipplethighs explores a strange new world.
  WARNING: use of uncontrollable substances and behavior!
 
 
 • ACT NATURAL • 
If they don't fit in anywhere else,
we've placed them here temporarily.
  2004 - (2:04)
 • ACT NATURAL • 
  Sometimes therapy is self explanatory.
  Fuzzy slippers must absorb medication.
  2005 - (2:58)
 • GOD & SATAN • 
  You've heard of them. Probably.
  But have they heard of each other?
  2009 - (3:33)
 • POCKET TIME PORTAL • 
  Pocket Time Portal, from Corpco.
  Don't leave it lying around.
 
 
 • AQUARIUS VOID • 
In the direction of the Constellation Aquarius, there is a vast void
stretching dozens of light years in all directions. This is the band, though.
  2005 - (6:18)
 • SALT MINE • 
  You're a ghost, astral projecting through a hedge maze,
  but the dancing cubes are emerging from the briny depths.
  2005 - (3:53)
 • WALK BEHIND • 
  They look like they want to rock in strobe motion,
  but they really just want to play chess with you.